All right, let the insanity begin...

I'm currently in the midst of a sort of collaboration with ~calivinguy and ~jmonahan Essentially we're telling "tales around the campfire" in which one of us chooses a topic and all three of us write about it.

This topic was "Tall Tales" and was suggested by ~jmonahan You can read his entry, and ~calivinguy's entry, on their respective pages.

Admittedly, I couldn't think of a particularly decent tall tale, but I've always wanted to do something with "Melvin the Intern" and the strange animal hybrids that occur in nature. Thus, this story was born.

I would also like to add that this is all meant in good fun and is not intended to cause offense to anyone religious; it's just a silly story about God's silly Intern.